Blueberry Boyfriend is here. Forever. And ever and ever and ever.

The big news in January 2023 is/was that Blueberry Boyfriend has *~officially~* entered our core lineup, and we’re making it available all year long. The newsletter also includes a surprise announcement about what’s coming in February! I’ll give you a hint… it involves colorful chewy fruit candy children.

OKAY, THE COMPLETE NEWSLETTER IS BELOW.