Vol. 6: WOW THIS VANILLA IS EXTREMELY DELICIOUS
We have a lot to talk about…starting with how dumb 8% of Americans are.
Did you see the survey where 8% Americans said that they could beat an elephant in a fight? Elephants are pretty big, you guys, and the survey specified that you’d be unarmed (to be fair, the elephant would also be unarmed).
Equally as shocking, 8% of Americans (probably the same 8%) think they could win a fight against a gorilla.
A gorilla. Unarmed.
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