YOU LOOK NICE TODAY.

I can’t see you, but I can tell that you have kind eyes and you look great today.

If you want to look better, though, I’d recommend visiting our new online store. There are several hats and many shirts that will make you more appealing to those you wish to impress. Science tells us that wearing a t-shirt from our brewery makes you:

• More likely to be promoted at work
• More likely to find $8-$10 and a bag of beef jerky in your Dockers
• Less likely to be injured by a bear
• More likely to find love