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Vol. 40: I DON’T TRUST STAIRS

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY

PSA: In honor of Father’s Day, this newsletter shall be littered with dad jokes.

I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.

What did you get your dad for Father’s Day? Because I have an idea for you: BEER. Your dad wants to drink beer and watch golf on Sunday. He doesn’t need a lot. We actually sell beer, so if you want to get some, check out our beer finder.

Since I work for a brewery, however, I’ve given my dad a lot of beer over the years. So this year I ordered a chicken and an egg off of Amazon… (I’ll let you know which comes first).

OKAY, THE COMPLETE NEWSLETTER IS BELOW.

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