You look good, pumpkin.

We’re pretty much done shipping this beer this year, so if you see some, TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU. Drink the liquid, then take a sharp knife and cut out eye holes and a spooky mouth, and turn it into a Jack-o-CANtern.

Be careful not to injure yourself, though, because this is a dangerous (and stupid) arts-and-crafts idea. I’m not very good at crafts. I sliced my finger clean off when I was trying to make this last year. It’s a miracle I can still type this newsletter.

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