Barrel Aged Birthday Bomb!
Imperial Stout with Coffee, Cacao Nibs, Vanilla Bean, Chili Peppers, Caramel Sauce, and Toffee
Do you think it’s weird when people throw birthday parties for their pets? Well, we sometimes throw birthday parties for a beer brand.
Each year this beer has evolved a little. Originally when we released it we just threw buckets full of literal birthday cakes into it. The most recent version included toffee and caramel sauce.
I suggested we dump some high-proof ethyl alcohol into the fermentation tank and light the top of the liquid like a birthday candle, but the brewers rejected this idea and reported me to OSHA and the FBI.